Next Level Basic by Stassi Schroeder EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
- Authors: Stassi Schroeder
- Language: English
- Genre: Popular
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Find Your Voice
You might not be shocked to find out that I was never a wallflower, but I was
also not a “typical” teenager. I mean, sure, I hung out at malls and got
embarrassed by my parents if they were anywhere near me in a public place, but I
also pretended to read tarot cards and practiced mental telepathy, which
(shocker) never really worked out. So I guess you could say I was quirky. In
grammar school in New Orleans, I was the student council president because I
ran a pretty kick-ass campaign where I plastered every wall of the school with
posters that had a cartoon version of my face on them, plus streamers and glitter
(looking back, it was a precursor to my current passion for party planning). Had
Instagram been around back then, I would have paid the people in my school
with the most followers to do sponsored posts for me.
Was this basic? It definitely was. But I still had a lot to learn. The thing is—
taking your basicness to the next level is a process. It takes confidence, y’all. We
all have basic tendencies, but admitting those tendencies like a boss bitch is the
key. Embracing your most basic self and not caring what anyone says about your
love of selfies or your passion for My 600-lb Life means you have become a
confident badass who speaks her mind and doesn’t care what the trolls have to
say about it. What I’m saying is: to be a Next Level Basic bitch, you first have to
be a boss bitch. I learned this lesson pretty early on.
I’ve been called “Bossy Stassi” for as long as I can remember—and I take that
nickname as a compliment. The teachers at school once called my mom and dad
to tell them that other parents were complaining because their kids weren’t
getting enough attention—because I was stealing it all by being a kiss-ass who
loved to ham it up. I was the quintessential hand raiser in class, so being the
center of attention has just always been standard for me. I legit can’t help it.
(God, I’m such a freaking asshole.) You might say I was born to be a reality-show
whore and share everything about my life with anyone who will watch. It’s just
my destiny. BTW, I’m aware of how ridiculous it sounds to say that reality TV is
my destiny when people in history like Gandhi and Mother Teresa actually got
real shit done, but reality TV just feels like something I was meant to do—for
the greater good of humanity. (Just kidding!)
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