You’re so Bad by Angela Casella EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Angela Casella
- Language: English
- Genre: Romantic Comedy
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Shauna
I swear under my breath as my phone buzzes. It’s face-up on the coffee
table, next to the sweating beer that’s waiting for me to finish dessert, so I
can already see his name.
Colter ASshole, changed when I was drunk and never updated to the
proper capitalization.
Damn it.
I’m in my pajamas at six-forty on a Saturday night, eating a pint of ice
cream while watching a bad dating show with my grandmother’s Corgi. The
last person in the world I want to hear from right now is my ex-boyfriend.
Shouldn’t that be understood?
It doesn’t help that my grandmother, whom I live with, is gussying
herself up for the wrap party for a made-for-TV movie she appeared in. I
mean, no girl wants to be out-foxed by her grandmother. Nana was a
background actress, an extra, but Constance Murphy has never been the
type to blend in. She’s even sharper and snappier than she was at twenty,
I’m sure, and she has the kind of presence and authority that makes people
take notice. If I told her that, she’d insist no granddaughter of hers could
possibly be a wilting violet either, but I feel like one lately, down to my
fading, overgrown purple pixie cut and the zit on my cheek.
I’m a little depressed, I guess. That’s what happens when your
boyfriend leaves you and promptly gets engaged to your best friend.
Former best friend.
Sighing, I stuff a final spoonful of ice cream into my face and then
present Bertie, who’s snuggled up next to me, with the remainder of the
pint, holding the bottom for him. Vanilla, purchased so I could share,
because I am this dog’s bitch. Fine by me. I’d rather be his bitch than some
man’s girlfriend.
“I shouldn’t look, should I?” I ask him. “It’s just going to piss me off,
isn’t it?”
He’s nose-deep in the pint and clearly could care less. Fantastic. Not
only am I talking to a dog—I’m talking to him and he’s not listening.
Still holding the pint mostly stationary for Bertie, I lean forward and
ditch the spoon in favor of the phone. I unlock it with a finger while paying
half-attention to the douchebag on the screen—a guy with teeth so white
they could probably be seen from space. He’s saying something about the
dangers of opening his heart to new love, as if it’s a real boo-hoo hardship
to be presented with multiple hot single women who want to bang him. The
show’s called Time to Settle Down, and the premise is that Tooth Guy has
gotten too old to continue being a playboy. So they’re giving him one last
hurrah before he has to propose to one of the ten women living in his
temporary harem with him.
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