Without Merit by Colleen Hoover EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
- Author Name: Without Merit
- Book Genre: Adult, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance, Fiction, New Adult, Romance, Young Adult
- ISBN # 9781542016421
- Date of Publication: 2019-12-10
- File Format: PDF / EPUB
- PDF / EPUB File Size: 3 MB
I have an impressive collection of trophies that I did not win.
Most of them I purchased from thrift stores or garage sales.
Two of them I got from my father for my seventeenth
birthday. Only one of them I stole.
My stolen trophy is probably my least favorite one. I took it
from Drew Waldrup’s bedroom right after he broke up with
me. We had been dating two months and it was the first time I
allowed him to put his hand all the way up my shirt. I was
thinking about how nice it felt, when he looked down at me
and said, “I don’t think I want to date you anymore, Merit.”
ere I was, enjoying his hand on my boob, and all the
while he was thinking of how he never wanted his hand on my
boob again. I stoically slid out from under him and stood up.
After straightening out my shirt, I walked over to his
bookshelf and snatched the biggest trophy he had. He never
said a word. I figured if he dumped me with his hand up my
shirt, I should at least get a trophy for it.
at district championship football trophy was actually the
start of my collection. From there, I’d pick up random trophies
from garage sales or thrift shops any time something shitty
happened.
Fail my driving test? First place in shot put.
Don’t get asked to junior prom? All-star cast in one-act
play.
My father proposes to his mistress? Little league team
champions.
It’s been two years since I stole that first trophy. I have
twelve trophies now, although far more than twelve shitty
things have happened to me since Drew Waldrup broke up
with me. But it’s surprisingly difficult to find unwanted
trophies. Which is why I’m here at a local antiques shop,
eyeing the seventh place pageant trophy I’ve been wanting
since I first saw it six months ago. It’s about a foot and a half
tall and it’s from a 1972 Dallas pageant called Boots and
Beauties.
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