Strip Me Bare by Kimberly Brown EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Kimberly Brown
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you Don’t Know Jack
PINK, PLASTIC PENISES.
That’s what’s bouncing around like two alien antennas on top of my
cousin Emily’s head. Two pink, rubbery penises attached to a cheap
headband.
I don’t know how people celebrate bachelorette parties in other parts of
the world, but in the Northeast they dress the bride-to-be in sashes and
tiaras, force them to wear pink penis paraphernalia, and sacrifice them to
male exotic dancers. Emily doesn’t seem to mind, though. She’s sipping
champagne happily in the back of an Escalade stretch limo as we drive
through New York City.
“Alana,” Jill, Emily’s maid of honor, calls my name. Her personality is
as fiery as her red hair. “We were taking bets as to whether you were going
to come or not.”
“Why wouldn’t I?” I slingshot back.
“I don’t know?” She muses, holding up her hands like she’s balancing a
pair of scales. “Cut short a year-long trip to Europe, or stay and hang out
with all those hotties on the French Riviera?”
“Sun and Speedos get old after awhile.” I sigh.
“Well, maybe some American Speedos will revive your interest?” Jill
prods.
“Doubtful.” I scrunch my nose.
“Is the straight-laced Alana Remington too prim and proper for a male
strip show?” Jill just won’t let up.
“She’s only prim and proper on the outside.” Emily jumps in, defending
me.
Thanks, Em, but I can take care of myself.
“Why would you say that? I’m here, aren’t I?” I argue. “I’m just not
partial to tiny male underwear. And I think the politically correct term is
Male Revue.”
“Whatever.” Jill laughs at me. “This is the perfect night to let your hair
down and get a little action between your legs.”
“Jill!” Emily chastises. “They don’t sleep with you.”
“I’m sure if you paid them enough they would.” Jill takes a hefty sip of
champagne. Someone clearly has high hopes for tonight.
“You’re so crude,” Emily admonishes.
“I’m just real. And I’m pretty sure all they’d have to do is take one look
at Alana’s blonde hair, brown eyes, and long-ass legs, and they’d pay to
sleep with her.”
“Well, just don’t let my father find out if that happens,” I interject dryly.
“I don’t think he’d respond well to me pimping myself out.”
“I have a feeling you don’t need monetary transactions for sex.” Jill
helps herself to another glass of champagne as we haul down 5th Avenue.
I glance at Emily, and she gives me a sympathetic look.
“Where did you tell him we were going tonight anyway?” Emily
giggles, her bright blue eyes sparkling and long, dark hair pouring over her
shoulders. She’s five foot two and a hundred pounds soaking wet, but she
has the persona of a world-renowned supermodel—beautiful, confident,
sexy, fun. She leaves a mark wherever she goes.
“I told him we were having an early dinner, then seeing a Broadway
show.” I almost choked on my granola when he asked me which one. Most
of the time, my father barely knows I’m alive, but of course, the one time
I’m not prepared with a cover story, he catches me.
I shift around in the cream leather seat, trying to pull down the clingy
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