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Mandy
“WHAT ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE?” I ASK WITH A LAUGH AS CHRISTINE
puts the tray of cookies on the counter.
“Candy canes,” Christine answers with her shoulders slumped down.
They’ve melted into phallic shapes. I pick up one that looks especially
bad and laugh. “It looks like a Christmas treat, but it’s no candy cane.”
She snatches it out of my hand and places it back on the tray. “It’s
Christmas, get your mind out of the gutter. They’ll look fine after we put
icing all over it.”
“Yes, let’s cover it with white icing because that will make it look less
like a cock.”
Christine laughs as she mixes the bowl of red icing. “I missed you so
much! How many more years of college?”
“Two,” I say with a sigh. I didn’t realize how much I missed being home
until I came home for the Christmas holidays. It feels like forever since I’ve
hung out with my best friend.
“What am I supposed to do until then?” she asks, looking depressed.
I smile sadly at her. “You’ll always have your penis cookies.”
We both laugh as Mariah Carey belts out some high notes in the
background. Christmas at Christine’s has always been a huge affair. Every
inch of her parent’s house is decorated with something Christmas related.
They even decorate inside the garage. They devote a full room in the
basement to storing all of their Christmas stuff and it comes out on October
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st
. Every year for Halloween, Christine’s house is decorated as the North
Pole and her parents are Mr. & Mrs. Clause. The kids in the neighborhood
love it.
“So,” Christine whispers. “Tell me about the guy sitch.”
“Sitch?”
“Situation. I’ve been cutting off the second half of some words since
you’ve been gone. It’s my new thing.”
I shake my head as I look at her in shock. “You’ve changed so much.”
“I know. Sometimes I don’t even recognize the face in the mirror.” We
laugh and then she keeps prodding me for some juicy details. “Come on!
What’s college like? Are you banging a new hot guy named Chad every
night? Do people still say bang?”
I wish I had some juicy details for her.
“There’s a really hot guy in my Psych class.”
“Yeah?” she says, perking up.
“He asked me to borrow a pen.”
“Is that like a code word for hooking up?”
“No,” I say with a heavy breath. “He just wanted a pen. But when I gave
it to him, our hands touched.”
She holds the spatula up, her eyes wide with excitement. “And you fell in
love?”
“No. That’s the end of my story.”
Her body slumps down as she stares at me like I’ve just told her that
Santa isn’t real. “That’s it?”
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