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SIENNA
I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge.
Look, I’m not a crazy person. It’s just that the universe is an
exceptionally cruel place, so sometimes it’s necessary to take matters
into your own hands to right the wrongs, to set the record straight, to clean
up Karma’s mess.
Of course, to avoid drawing the wrath of the universe upon yourself,
there are a few rules you probably want to follow:
First of all, harm no one (unless they actually deserve it).
Secondly, the punishment must fit the crime (though eyeballing is
acceptable).
Thirdly, do not get caught (because no one looks good in orange).
Sounds simple enough, right?
Someone is rude to the cashier at the supermarket? You tell them you’re
a dermatologist and that they should probably get that dick-shaped mole on
their neck checked out.
Someone steals candy from a child? You steal their keys, or wallet, or
joy of living.
Someone has the audacity to skip the extensive line of people waiting to
go through the security check at the airport?
Well, apparently what you do is: you imagine yourself scratching the
shit out of his back with sharpened nails, while he presses you against a
wall and his luscious lips all over your body.
At least that’s what I find myself doing when that someone passes me,
and about a hundred other people, followed by what I assume to be his
crying assistant or possibly former girlfriend.
“Still there, Miss de la Vega?” The indignant voice of my boss echoes
through my phone and pulls my attention from the stunning stranger
without manners, back to the annoyed asshole without morals.
I clear my throat and make sure he actually said what I think he just
said. “So, just for my understanding, you have to let me go… but it’s not
because I refuse to lie to the press about you embezzling money?”
A loud huff blows through the phone and I can practically smell the
stench of old coffee on his breath.
“Like I said, I don’t want to fire anyone
here! But if you refuse to do your job, then I’m afraid our company might
be in need of a new PR consultant.” He stops for a moment, then quickly
continues. “Furthermore, I’d like to clarify that every last cent is accounted
for. No one at this company committed any act of embezzling or other
illegal and/or morally questionable actions whatsoever.”
Right, I think to myself. He rehearsed that, didn’t he?
“You mean morally questionable like threatening to fire an employee
for not committing a crime to cover your tracks?”
“Miss de la Vega…”
My boss’s belittling tone makes me want to punch through the phone.
The condescending smile on his face is audible.
“I would never! Don’t think of it like that. Think of it in terms of… job
security, specifically yours at our company.”
He is enjoying this way too much. This manager of misery would be
better suited to running a dirty dungeon down at the docks.
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