No Vacancy (AVELINE #2) by Lindsey Cord EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Lindsey Cord
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DARCY
I WAS LYING on the pavement in the middle of the parking lot, sure every
bone in my body was broken . . . or at the very least, a few of them. The
townspeople were gathered around, muttering amongst themselves, and I
could hear the faint sound of a siren wailing in the distance.
They were coming for me, for the broken bones.
Do not die today, Darcy. It’s half-price milkshakes at the café. No one
wants to die on half-price milkshake day.
I gave myself a pep talk, closing my eyes tightly as my mind wandered.
The sun was shining on my face, and I thought of how the warmth was nice,
even despite the bits of asphalt poking me in my behind.
I wonder if Gavin McDaniels is on shift today.
Oh, God, I hoped not. I hadn’t done laundry in a week, and what if they
had to rip my shirt off and give me CPR? Gavin McDaniels could not see
my dirty, holey, used-to-be-white bra.
That would be my luck. I would break all of my bones and have to be
rescued on the day I was wearing a gross, old bra and not the new black
lacy one I was suckered into buying last week. This would have been the
perfect moment for its debut. Instead, I was wearing one that looked like it
belonged to my Great Aunt Nina.
Now that I think about it, when was the last time I shaved my armpits?
I groaned. This was the most interesting thing to happen to me in a
decade, and I was just lying there like a bump on a log in a dirty bra with
hairy armpits.
A deep voice startled me. “Ma’am? Are you hurt? I honestly didn’t even
think I hit you. I saw you in the backup cam and slammed on my brakes.
Are you okay?”
“No, I’m not okay! You hit me with your car! How could I be okay?” I
refused to open my eyes, scrunching them tightly. “And did you just call me
ma’am?”
“Darcy?” I could hear my best friend Lettie’s voice amongst all the
commotion. “Darcy, what happened? You do know you’re getting your
sweater filthy, don’t you?”
I pointed around, flailing my hand. “Who cares about my sweater? This
person hit me! With their car! Then he called me ma’am. Just let me die. I
can’t go on knowing I am a ma’am now.”
“Well,” the deep voice spoke again. “I swear I didn’t hit her, per se. I
think she might have actually hit me. And, if anything at all, it was more of
a nudge.”
I sat up abruptly, my mouth opened wide.
With the swiftness of my movements, I realized that, apparently, there
were no broken bones after all. I was alive and breathing, the white light
had vanished, and thankfully, CPR would not be needed. My bra was safe.
And honestly, that was more of a relief than the fact that all of my bones
were intact.
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