Monster Saint (MONSTER SAINT ENFORCERS #1) by Rhonda Lee Carver EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Rhonda Lee Carver
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- Genre: contemporary romance
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Crayson “Crayce” Noble fixed his gaze on his chow and halfheartedly listened to the Monster Saint team talking about tits. Nothing out
of the ordinary there. They seemed to always be talking about a woman’s
body parts and how much they loved them. Hell, Crayce admired soft
curves too, but he wondered if they ever got laid because they acted like a
bunch of desperate peters.
“She had these big jugs. As big as cantaloupes.” Rigsby “Riggs”
Turner embellished the conversation by holding his hands up to his chest to
represent the woman’s bountiful breasts. “And they were as sensitive as
government documents. I’d barely touch them, and she’d whimper like a
newborn puppy.” He smiled proudly.
“She must have been pretty hard up to waste her time on your ugly
mug.” Austin “Aussie” Colt resituated his Stetson then popped a French fry
into his mouth, licking the ketchup off his fingers noisily.
Booming laughter sounded from down the table where Randolph
“Rambo” Winston sat with his legs stretched out and his hat sitting lopsided
on his head. He got his name innocently because he looked like Sylvester
Stallone’s younger brother.
He even had a crooked nose. “Both of you
keyboard warriors wouldn’t know pussy from apple pie. I bet your mama
had to hide the fresh pies when they came out of the oven.”
“I’d be careful talking if I were you, puddle pirate,” Aussie took his
jab. “Or should we call you Mermaid?”
“Do you know why I joined the Coast Guard?” Rambo dropped his
booted feet to the floor.
“Nah. I’m assuming you’re going to tell us,” Riggs said cockily.
“Because I could,” Rambo shrugged.
Crayce snorted. It never failed. Eventually every conversation
would turn into the men making fun of each other’s military branches.
“What the hell are you reading, Bear?” Riggs grabbed the paperback
book out of Branson “Bear” Trainer’s hand. “Holy shit. It’s a romance
novel. Dude? Is there something you need to tell us?”
Bear—about as intimidating and big as a bear—grabbed the book
and the cover sporting a shirtless cowboy ripped. “Now look what you did,
ass wipe.” He shook his head grimly.
Riggs frowned dramatically. “Oh shucks. Sorry I tore the cover to
your smut book.”
“It’s not smut. It’s romance,” Bear corrected. “And what you
douchebags don’t realize is that books like this are a veritable treasure cove
of information for men. That’s why I don’t have to talk about big tits and
beautiful women because I have the real thing.”
He wasn’t lying.
The six-five man wasn’t necessarily handsome, but he had enough
charm to catch the attention of any woman he crossed paths with. It was
what Crayce liked to refer to as built in machismo.
“Explain what we’re missing,” Crane Dash, the youngest one out
of the group, piped up. He was also the newest on the team and hadn’t
gotten his sea legs yet. Sometimes Crayce wondered if the man would ever
fit in. After finding him snoozing behind the barn yesterday while the others
were sweating their asses off working, Crayce had half a mind to send him
packing.
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