How the Necromancer in the Gold Vest Saved My Life by Jocelynn Drake EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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Skylar Wallace
There’s your problem right there!” Maddox declared, his deep,
rough voice rising above the deafening beat from the DJ’s
speakers. “I can’t believe you’re still cleaning your equipment with
rain-barrel water. If I’ve told you once, I swear I’ve said it a thousand
times: distilled water is the only way to go.”
Redstone made a noise, and Skylar swore he could feel Red’s eyes roll.
“And distilled sucks all the positive energy out of the water. You’re left
with something utterly soulless that a series of machines processed. Do you
hear me, Mad? Machines.”
Maddox wrinkled his nose at him, the corners of his brown eyes
crinkling. “Two hundred years ago, you could get away with rainwater, but
human pollution has ended those days. You’re introducing too many
contaminants into your spells. That’s why your binding spell is so fucking
weak.”
Blue eyes shot wide open, and Red’s naturally pale face instantly
flushed almost as red as his auburn hair. “Fuck you! I’ll show you a binding
spell that’ll keep you clogged for weeks. You’ll come to me begging—”
“Hey! Hey! Hey! Let’s keep this civil. No shoptalk. We’re supposed to
be out having a relaxing night. Drinks between friends,” Sky interceded. He
placed his hands on Red’s taut shoulders and squeezed while the two
companions continued to glare at each other over the tall pub table.
This happened almost every time they went out for adult beverages
together or hung out and binged TV.
Talk would eventually wander over to
what they were working on, and there wasn’t a witch alive who didn’t have
their own specific way of doing things. Ninety percent of them would never
listen to another’s opinion. They were right, and everyone else was wrong.
His best friends, Redstone and Maddox, were no different.
It was one of the good things about being a necromancer. Sky had some
spells that overlapped with his companions’, but he did things a different
way because of his unique magic. His friends couldn’t offer comment,
saving him from headaches.
But Red and Mad were nature-based witches, which meant there was a
shit-ton of overlap and so much room for argument. Thankfully, the two
men had known each other since grade school and were good at brushing
off each other’s harsh words.
“Are you taking his side?” Mad demanded, his narrowed eyes jumping
to Sky.
“No, I’m not. I’m saying you’re both assholes for trying to ruin a
perfectly good Friday night,” Sky snapped. “I got a new vest to try out. My
favorite bartender still hasn’t learned to make a sea breeze, which I love
him for. And I’m here to enjoy some delicious eye candy.”
As he spoke, Sky released his hold on Red and picked up his drink. His
very blue drink. A sea breeze cocktail was simply vodka with grapefruit
juice and cranberry juice, resulting in it being red. Whatever drink the
adorable bartender kept whipping up and calling a sea breeze was curaçao
blue and mostly alcohol. One promised to make him pleasantly tipsy. Three
would put him on his ass.
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