Eloise and the Werewolves by Jove Chambers EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Jove Chambers
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“ELOISE,” SAID ELOISE’S best friend Astrid, leaning across the stone
table in the garden at the Mecklenberg Inn, lowering her voice
conspiratorially, “you do have orgasms, though.”
Eloise toyed with the straw in her drink, which was a positively horrid
experiment in low-sugary-cocktail-ness—vodka and soda water, ugh—and
didn’t look at Astrid.
“You do, though,” Astrid’s voice was even softer, now, a whisper.
Eloise lifted her shoulders, a helpless gesture. She still didn’t say
anything. She didn’t know how to explain this. It was mortifying.
“Don’t you?” Astrid was a nymph. She was tall and willowy and
anxious and the platonic love of Eloise’s life. They’d been roommates in
college and imprinted on each other then, like baby ducks finding a soul
mate—a non-romantic soul mate, that is—and they told each other
everything.
Everything.
And Eloise would have told her this. Really. It was just…
How?
She couldn’t find the words now, even after she had just tried to broach
the subject. Deliberately, Eloise leaned over, sucked the disgusting bitter
soda-water-vodka concoction through her straw, and shook her head. “Let’s
forget I said anything.”
“No!” Astrid’s eyebrows were comically high on her forehead. She
looked shocked and horrified.
Eloise groaned. She was a hedge witch. Well, she was also half cadejo,
but her father was a spirit who shouldn’t have been able to take physical
form and mate and only had done so because her mother had summoned
him.
Eloise’s mother was solitary.
It was a hedge witch thing.
Usually hedge witches gave birth to at least one offspring who was a
similar sort—good with plants, solitary, magically inclined, etc.
Usually.
Eloise’s mother had given birth to Eloise and Kevin, and neither of them
were what might be termed hedge witch material, not exactly. Eloise sure as
Hades didn’t want the life her mother had.
But maybe the orgasm thing, maybe it was a sign.
“Eloise, spill it.” Astrid glared at her.
Eloise drank more vodka. Liquid courage. Loosen her tongue. “I just…
I realized I never actually had with someone.”
“What do you mean, realized?” Astrid had a beer and she took a long
swig of it. “Because you used to tell me about how many orgasms you had
with Connor.”
That was Eloise’s asshole ex, who was a gargoyle. “I know I did.”
“So you were faking and lying about it? To me?”
“No!” Eloise spread her hands. “No, not at all.”
“So, you thought they were orgasms,” said Astrid in understanding.
“And then… what? You had a really real orgasm and realized…”
“Realized I never actually had one before,” said Eloise miserably.
“Oh, tangles and briars,” said Astrid.
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“When do we have detailed conversations about masturbation exactly?”
“Well, since our pact, we were both in a long dry spell, so it was the
only way we were getting off, right?” said Astrid. The pact had been made
after they had both ended up single and decided they made way too many
excuses for horrible men.
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