Christmas with Candy by Georgia Rayne EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Georgia Rayne
- Language: English
- Genre: Holiday Fiction
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The Assassin
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Squeeze.
The soft thunk of my holiday specialty hollow point bullet leaving my
sniper rifle is music to my ears. And the view as it hits home paints the
most beautiful picture.
This guy’s head really popped. I mean, there is just blood and brains all
over that accent wall. The sight makes me laugh. She just had that thing
painted a few days ago too. Stupid bitch. No one tells me how to do my job.
You don’t get to hire the world’s best—and sexiest—assassin to take out
your rich pedo hubby and then demand that I keep it all clean.
What’s she gonna do? Give me a shit review on Yelp?
Hmm…
Could you imagine what an assassin database for reviews would look
like? All of the rich and hoity people would be complaining about weird
shit. ‘I asked for my sister to be taken out in a peaceful way. I am not some
monster. But they blew her up. In MY car!’
Well, I’m not a monster either, lady, because your sister was trafficking a
shit ton of people, so I had no problem at all taking her out. Your car was a
necessary casualty once I saw your driver kick a cat. I like cats. Fuck him.
And you were a bitch. So fuck your car.
Shaking my head at the piss-poor acting skills of the traumatized wifey, I
start disassembling Betty. Yes, I named my rifle. No, I give no fucks what
that says about my mentality. I can hear the wail of sirens growing closer,
but I’m in no hurry. You don’t become the best in the business if you have
to worry about silly shit like getting caught.
Once Betty is all comfy in her bag, I pull out my cheeseburger and pair of
binoculars. Taking a big bite of the juicy burger, I point my binoculars at the
former School Board President, Mr. Henrey Alfortt, and his hysterical wife,
Darla. Another job completed. The sight makes me smile in pure
satisfaction.
Imagine a wet, long-haired chihuahua that won’t stop yelping and
jumping around, and that’s Darla right now. I get it. You know your
husband is going to die, and maybe the when of it all has you on edge.
Granted, you don’t expect his head to explode like a pressurized
watermelon right next to you, but still. You knew it was coming, lady. Calm
your tits.
Then again, if hubby dearest hadn’t been giving her some serious vitamin
D, her titties have every reason to be hysterical. In fact, her titties should be
thanking me.
The thought of talking boobs makes me snort, but honestly, it has been far
too long since I had a woman in my bed.
Synnamon was an amazing friend and sex with her was always great. But
she was a friend, and when she started asking for more a few months ago, I
just couldn’t give that to her. And well I suppose there went the benefits
part of our friendship.
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