All I Want For Christmas is Not You by J. S. Cooper EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: J. S. Cooper
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- Genre: Holiday Romance
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Dear Diary,
It’s three weeks until Christmas. Am I being too greedy if I ask
Santa for a hot man, a.k.a. Tom Brady, a billion dollars, and a new car?
Also, if he magically makes thirty pounds disappear from my body, I won’t
hate him.
If you hadn’t guessed it, life is not going as planned. I just lost my job, I
have no boyfriend, no potential boyfriend, no Chanel handbag, no MFA
applications completed, and none of my posts on Instagram for my artwork
have gone viral.
I’m not going to say I’m a loser because I’m not…most of the time. I’m
manifesting good things for the evening. I’m going to my brother’s work
party with Isabel, and then we’re going to make the rounds of all the bars
on the Lower East Side. Maybe I’ll meet a hot banker who wants to make
me the new housewife of NYC. We’ll see.
Toodle-oo.
Ella
P.S. If my future hubby can be good in bed as well, I’d really appreciate
it. I don’t want to have to explain to him that a quick rub is not all it takes.
😛
There is a sense of excitement in the air as I look around the crowded
room. I don’t know who anyone is other than Isabel, and I don’t really care.
Tonight, I’m glad to be the sexy, anonymous, twenty-four-year-old butterfly
as opposed to the slightly depressed, just-been-fired doormat that I’ve been
the last week. However, I am not going to think about the drama of the
previous days. Instead, I am going to focus on the promise of the night
ahead.
“Don’t look now, but that guy with the gold mask is staring at you.” My
best friend Isabel can’t contain the excitement in her voice. “He’s looking at
you like he wants to eat you.” She raises her voice slightly so I can hear her
over the Mariah Carey song that’s playing through the speakers in the large
conference room.
“Who?” I look around unabashedly to see if he’s cute. Not that I’ll see
his face, but at least I’ll be able to check out his body and see if he’s my
type or not. I adjust the silver mask on my face so that the feathers aren’t
completely covering my eyes.
The room is dark, with silver mirror balls on the ceiling and flashing
strobe lights. We’re meant to feel like we’re in a trendy bar and not the law
offices of Parker and Parker, Attorneys at Law. Whoever the party planner
is has done a good job. Even if there are kitsch statues of reindeer and Santa
Claus sprinkled around the room. It’s Christmas, so the cheap holiday decor
is forgiven. Plus, I love Christmas decorations. It is my favorite time of
year. And not even being fired can stop that feeling of festive joy running
down my spine.
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