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The pub was almost empty. Gone were the families, older couples, and
tourists, all that remained were the degenerates who wanted to get off their
heads on a Wednesday night: uni students, labourers, alcoholics, and him,
Tyler Henderson, drunk, alone and watching Middleton peer into a rugby
players’ mouth. She touched a finger to the piercing embedded in the guy’s
tongue. “That’s so cool! Did it hurt?”
She sounded as breathless as if the stud were already fiddling with her
clit, but then she sounded like that all the time. It was one of the many things
Ty loathed about her.
The rugby player, whom Ty had privately dubbed ‘Buddy’, pulled his
idiot tongue back into his head. “Not much. I can do all kinds of things with
it.”
“Like get stuck on magnets?”
“Better.”
Middleton dissolved into a fit of trademark giggles, and Buddy beamed
like he was the king of the fucking world. Ty glowered into his bourbon. For
the past hour he’d been forced to listen to Middleton flirt with this guy. Was
it annoying? Sure. Did he wish she and her barely pubescent lover would
fuck off and have young person sex already? Yes. Was it unprofessional of
her to be picking up students at the local pub? Very much so. Especially since
she and the rest of Golden Glaze Solar were in Bendigo on a work trip.
That’s what he couldn’t understand about this situation. Unprofessional
sexual conduct suited Middleton about as much as a bald head would have.
If he’d had to guess ahead of time what she’d get up to tonight, he’d
have said ‘brushing, flossing and climbing into bed with a stuffed animal,’
but Middleton had apparently left her ‘I’m so sweet it’ll rot your fucking
teeth’ attitude back in Melbourne.
She was the youngest and only female engineer at GGS. Most female
engineers Ty knew acted like the boys: drinking hard, swearing like sailors,
wearing gender-neutral clothes as though baggy slacks might make men
mistake them for one of their own. Others emphasised their femininity: high
heels, tight tops, raunchy jokes. They took control of the flirting and perving
before it was inflicted on them, or at least pretended to.
Middleton, on the other hand, never swore, she never drank, never said
a mean word about anyone. She baked chocolate chip cookies and wore
floaty pink blouses and headbands with ribbons on them. Once, while
babysitting his nephews, Ty had watched a kids’ TV show. The host was a
curvy brunette who by all the laws of biology should have been smoking hot.
Instead, she projected such brightly-coloured asexuality he felt guilty just
trying to picture what her tits looked like. That was the frequency Middleton
operated on. Ty wouldn’t be surprised if she too was sewn into her outfits so
she wouldn’t accidentally show cleavage or stomach.
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