A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
- Author Name: Julie Murphy
- Book Genre: Adult, Adult Fiction, Christmas, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance, Fiction, Holiday, LGBT, Romance
- ISBN # 9780063222571
- Edition Language: English
- Date of Publication: 2022-9-20
- File Format: PDF / EPUB
- PDF / EPUB File Size: 3 MB
Bee
“I think six bottles of flavored lube might be overkill,” I told Sunny.
She nodded as she plucked two from the bundle clutched to her chest and
threw them on my bed. “You’re right. Six is overkill. Four is the sweet spot.
I’m cutting grape and French toast from the lineup. Honestly, what was I
thinking including grape in the first place? No one chooses grape lube when
there are other options. It’s the Pepsi of flavored lubes. And French toast is
really more of an acquired taste.”
“S, I don’t think I’m going to need any flavored lubes at all on the set of
Duke the Halls. This is Hopeflix we’re talking about. If my grandmother’s
stack of pioneer romance novels and megachurch energy had a baby, it still
wouldn’t be as squeaky clean as the Hope Channel.”
Sunny plopped down on the floor in a sea of dildos, butt plugs, silk ties,
harnesses, Ben Wa balls, pocket rockets, anal beads, paddles, ball gags, and
vibrating cock rings. Shortly after I found out I was being shipped off to
Vermont to star in my very first nonporn film as part of Teddy’s venture into
wholesome Christmas movies, I dumped out my suitcases, which just so
happened to double as storage for my collection of toys, and started
packing. And sure, two full suitcases of sex toys might be a bit much, but
these are not only essential tools, they’re also a tax write-off in my line of
work.
“Bee, what if there’s an emergency?” Sunny asked. “And you’re
lubeless?”
She had a point. “One,” I said. “Sugar cookie flavored.”
She rolled her eyes and tossed the bottle in with my toiletries. “Did you
grab the fuzzy pink sweater out of my closet?”
This was one of the benefits of having a friend I could actually share
clothing with for the first time in my life. I thumbed through the stack of
leggings, jeans, and shirts I’d set aside. “Not yet. Uh, what time is it?”
She checked her phone as she stood and pulled the towel off her head,
her damp black hair cascading over her olive shoulders. Colorful tattoos
peeked from between the inky curls as she bounced back on the bed.
“We’ve got forty-five minutes before we have to leave for the airport and I
told my dad I’d be there in time to light the menorah, so get to packing,
baby!”
Sunny was my best friend, roommate, and self-appointed shepherd
through the endless hole-in-the-wall L.A. and surrounding area Mexican
joints, and her grandmother was my chocolate chip challah bread pudding
dealer. We met on the set of my first scene. Even though she did porn, she
also worked as a makeup artist and was part of the crew on set that day. I
was excited, but terrified.
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