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- Authors: Lauren Blakely
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THE DOG ATE MY UNDERWEAR
Trina
Let me state for the record—I love my dog madly. This little stinker of a
Min Pin mix is my baby, with his three legs, slobbery kisses, and burrowunder-my-covers-and-snuggle-all-night soul.
But there’s one thing I don’t love about my dog, Nacho. He eats my
underwear.
You’d think a four-foot-high hamper with a lid that shuts would deter
him. You’d be dead wrong.
As a hockey game blasts on the TV next to him, the twenty pounds of
trouble lounges in his cuddler cup, licking his naughty lips without an
ounce of remorse, the spoils of our lingerie war in his paws. Again.
“Seriously? Did you have to make them crotchless?” I ask as I bend
down to grab the panty leftovers.
He doesn’t even have the decency to look guilty. Just wags his tail. Too
adorably.
Gingerly, I pluck the remains of my pink polka-dot boy shorts from his
pervy paws while my boyfriend Jasper shouts at the TV, “Are you kidding
me? That was cross-checking.”
With an outrage only known to the species of rabid sports fans who
wear jerseys of other men, Jasper jumps up from the couch, barking at the
refs, telling them they’re blind, he’s going to give them a piece of his mind
when he goes to the game later this month, and blah, blah, blah.
It’s just hockey. Who cares? Well, besides Jasper, though caring is an
understatement to describe how he feels about hockey. Come to think of it,
so is the word obsessed. With the half-eaten undies in hand, I walk behind
the couch, not in front of it, so I don’t block his view as I head to the trash
bin. I don’t dare disturb him during a hockey bout. Or match. Or whatever it
is the guys on screen are doing with sticks and ice and stuff.
“Guess I’ll be shopping for new panties later today,” I say to myself as I
drop the remains of my dignity in the garbage bin.
“What, babe?” Jasper calls out, and that must mean there’s a crosschecking time-out. Is that a thing? Who knows?
As a jingle about chicken wings with burn-your-tongue-off hot sauce
plays from the TV, I answer him, “The dog ate my panties again. I’m going
to go shopping for new ones. He went on a tear this week.”
“Oh, could you get thongs this time? Those are hot.”
That’d be a hard no. “I don’t want to floss my ass all day long at the
bookstore.”
“But you’d look so good in them,” he says in his sexy baby pretty please
voice. “You could wear one when we use those VIP tix later this month.”
Ugh. Don’t remind me. One of my life goals is to avoid ever going to a
sporting event. Naturally, I had to fall for a sports junkie.
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