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PROLOGUE
Ysêmyr, Empire
xendra Hun, the Head of the Exorcist Department,
would hardly ever be seen without her signature
scowl, an intricate ginger updo and Cyrid, a tiny
mountain owl perched somewhere on her person. In
this respect, that day didn’t deviate from the norm. Except
when I knocked on the half-opened door of Xen’s study, her
crimson lips stretched into something resembling a smile.
“Ah, Tazãr, come sit.” She waved me in, the glittery
varnish on her nails catching the light. “I’ve got a job for
you.”
I advanced inside and plopped myself onto the chair
opposite Xen’s.
A flutter of wings followed as soon as I fished a lump of
sugar cane out of my pocket. Cyrid stayed on my palm long
enough to scoff the treat and let me offer a gentle stroke to
the space between his eyes. He took off right after, returning
to his spot on Xen’s shoulder.
“Gods Xen, please tell me you’re sending me back to
Ghadarra. This place is doing my head in. I’ve stayed here
too long. I’m ten paces away from a spiritual malfunction.”
“You’re always ten paces from some kind of
malfunction.” Xen snickered and picked a feather off the
front of her grey silk robes that matched mine. “Let’s see
your report first. Have you closed the succubus case?”
“Yup. All done and dusted. A straightforward Type-Two
offence concluded with a warning.” I dug into the depths of
my pocket to pull out a scroll. Wedged sideways, the
parchment put up some resistance against the fabric of my
uniform, but in the end, I handed it to Xen. “Here. I even
used coloured inks to make it pretty for you.”
Xen unrolled the text and scanned it, her right eyebrow
arching higher and higher towards her hairline as she went
along. I took it as a sign of appreciation for my fancy Elven
stationery and my creative writing skills.
“Excellent.” Xen nodded. Sparks of Magic erupted from
her fingertips to light a wax stick. Green goo dripped down
the document, creating a small, round puddle at the bottom,
neat as you like. Xen pressed her sealing stamp on it. “You
don’t think she’ll be causing problems again, do you?”
“Nah, I doubt it.” I stretched my arms over my head,
working the kinks out of my neck. “A three-month power
binding under disorderly conduct should do it to rap her
knuckles.”
Putting random and unsuspecting pedestrians in
the main square under a remote lust glamour to inflict
unsolicited—and very loud—orgasms on them? Yeah, that
more than satisfied the criteria for disturbance of the peace,
morals and safety of the general public. “Besides she’s got a
lady friend now. The innkeeper who originally reported her.
Think of that what you will.”
“Hmm.” Xen’s mouth twitched. “Love works in
mysterious ways?”
“Well, the taverner is built like a brick shithouse and
lacks a sense of humour. She oozes oodles of sexual energy,
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