My Instant Karma by Raven Vale EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Raven Vale
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- Genre: Psychic Romance
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Isit alone at the bar, projecting my best don’t fuck with me vibes
while nursing my watermelon mojito. It’s late, and the place is
emptying quickly, which is exactly how I like it. To say I’m not in the mood
to deal with another jerk would be an understatement, but an oblivious
surfer wannabe strolls up to me anyway.
This leftover dud has a swagger that doesn’t quite fit his barely average
looks. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t only hook up with guys who are
conventionally handsome. However, this guy’s energy is pinging on my
psychic radar, warning that he’s someone to be avoided. Besides, he’s just a
desperate fish that’s now realizing he’s in the dried-up desert.
Desperation is never a good aura on anyone.
I’m not even his type, but I suppose I am a warm body, so I’m close
enough.
I’ve watched him all night, circling the bar and striking out with a series
of blonde bombshells in body-con dresses. He’s making his eleventh hour,
last-ditch effort with me—an average-looking, brown-eyed brunette
wearing a modest blouse and jeans.
I don’t quite fit in with this crowd of middle-class social climbers, but
it’s the closest bar to my new apartment.
I didn’t even bother with makeup, not that I usually do much to paint
my face. The only way I could demonstrate that I’m trying any less would
be to wear flannel pajamas.
This guy must be hard up to approach the only woman here who
obviously isn’t looking for a hookup.
“Hi. I haven’t seen you here before,” he says with his best imitation of a
sex god, which he isn’t nailing. At all.
I clear my throat, readying my voice for a smackdown rejection.
Instead, I stare at him, because he technically hasn’t asked me a
question, so why should I respond?
I refuse to make his intrusion into my personal space easier on him. I
was going for the whole solo pity party thing, drowning my stupidity all by
myself—yeah, in public. I get how stupid this idea is now, but I have a rule
not to drink alone, as if that will somehow prevent me from becoming a
drunk like my father.
Mr. Wannabe Swagger raises his eyebrows expectantly, waiting for my
explanation of why I just miraculously appeared in his life—as if my very
presence is for his pleasure. Ugh.
I sit very still. Perhaps, like a small-brained predator, he might not see
his prey if they aren’t moving. Maybe, just maybe, he will lose interest if
I’m not reacting.
One can hope.
Yeah, I know that won’t work.
Catching onto the fact I haven’t replied, he asks, “Uh, is this your first
time here?”
“No.”
The poor boy is sweating now. I’m almost inclined to let him off the
hook and send him on his way with a snarky comment.
Almost.
But he brought this on himself, so I wait him out. If he understood the
basics of human body language, then he should have realized I’m not in the
mood for this crap.
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