Hot Mess Summer by Melissa Foster EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Melissa Foster
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“Who needs a sex life, anyway?” I say semi-jokingly to my besties as we
cruise toward the small New England fishing town of Chatemup,
Massachusetts, where for some godforsaken reason, I thought it was a good
idea to buy a cottage. Not rent, like a normal thirty-eight-year-old who had
never been to the area, but purchase after a twelve-minute video tour with a
spunky real estate agent who probably isn’t much older than my twenty-yearold daughter, Mackenzie. It’s been almost three years since my divorce, and
I’ve been so busy writing, time flew by. Finally taking charge of my life and
giving myself a summer to start over in a place where nobody knows me
seemed like a spectacular idea at the time, but as we near the bridge that
separates my new summer home from the rest of civilization, I’m not so sure.
“What did you say?” Rachel’s green eyes nearly bug out of her head.
“You have been out of the game for far too long if you’re entering an I-nolonger-need-sex phase.” Her fiery red ponytail swings as she spins around in
the passenger seat, gaping at Dani, thumbing out something on her phone.
“Dani, are you hearing this?”
“Yes. It’s worse than we thought. We need to get her some action, stat.”
“No, we do not.” I scowl at Dani in the rearview mirror. Her blond hair
is piled on her head in a messy bun, and she’s crammed beside our suitcases
in the back of my other post-divorce, new-start purchase: a red convertible
VW Bug. Fitting all our crap in my little car with Rachel the fashionista and
Dani the shoe hoarder was a feat in and of itself. Luckily, Rachel is
ridiculously good at packing, because nothing was going to stop them from
bringing every little thing or stop me from going on our annual girls’ trip.
Lord knows I need it this year.
Dani’s eyes narrow. “Girl, don’t scowl at me. You’ve seriously lost
your mind if you think you can go without sex. Sex is rejuvenating. It makes
everything better.”
“Romance writer on deadline here, remember? I need to get words on
the page, not D in my V. I told you my frigging muse ran for the hills last
month during Kenzie’s mini crisis.”
Dani rolls her eyes. “Don’t get me started about Kenzie and her crisis.”
My daughter is having a hard time grasping the concept of being a
responsible young adult. “Can we not go there right now? I’m stressed
enough over my deadline.” My manuscript is due at the beginning of
October, and I haven’t even started it yet.
“Well, it’s no wonder your muse ran away. She needs inspiration,”
Rachel chimes in. “You need D in the V to get steamy words on the page.
You’re a successful single woman. You should be out there having fun and
experiencing life as your inspiration, not living vicariously through your
characters.”
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