Homerun Proposal (Orleans University #1) by Maren Moore EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Author: Maren Moore
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hallie
“I’M PRETTY sure it’s staring at me,” Vivienne mutters, peeking
through one squinted eye. “How is it possible that a…” She leans in and
whispers like we’re in a crowd of people and not alone in my room.
“Penis… is looking at me like I owe it something.”
I cringe when she uses the word “penis.” I’m pretty sure, aside from the
word “moist,” that penis is the ugliest word in the entire English language.
“This was your idea,” I remind her, not dragging my eyes away from the
screen of my laptop, which currently has a man thrusting into a woman
from behind as she moans obnoxiously loud. The sounds of their mingled
breathing and skin slapping fill my room. Surely, this can’t be what
everyone raves about, right?
Sex.
Intercourse.
Lovemaking.
Something I know nothing about beyond the basic mechanics that I’ve
learned in sex ed and movies and from the birds-and-the-bees talk with my
parents, which I’m still scarred from.
I, Hallie Jo Edwards, am still very much a virgin, even though I’m a
freshman at Orleans University. Isn’t college where everyone loses their
virginity?
Eighteen years old and never been kissed.
How is that even possible?
Well, very easily, if you’re me.
Me… the girl who chooses to stay home from a party just to finish a
spooky cross-stitch and the kind of girl who has no less than thirty tabs of
Dramione fanfic open at once. The girl who considers black and purple the
only primary colors on the color wheel. The very same girl who survives on
conspiracies, Sour Punch straws, and nineties alternative on an iPod shuffle.
Talk about outdated.
Not exactly dickbait.
But I’m good with it. I’m totally comfortable floating to my own tune at
the beat of my own drum.
I mean, I’m awesome.
And by awesome, I mean the never-been-kissed, college-freshmanvirgin kind of way.
“I’ve seen lots of them, but this thing looks like an untamed dragon.
Someone get this man a leash for this beast,” Viv says as a shudder racks
her body.
I shrug. “It is kind of… wild.”
We both look at each other, then die.
Absolutely lose our shit, giggles escaping until we’re both in a heap on
my bed with tears streaming down our faces.
Out of all of the ideas that my best friend has ever had, this by far is the
weirdest. It’s one thing to watch porn on your own, but it’s an entirely
different ball game when you’re doing it with your best friend who has the
maturity level of a fourteen-year-old boy.
“Hal?” a deep voice calls from the other side of my door, and then it
swings open, and Eli, my other best friend, strides through without waiting
for a response.
I reach for my computer so quickly that I accidentally push Viv off the
side of the bed in desperation to slam the screen shut before Eli realizes
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